Besides the scientific aspect of cooking, Alton Brown frequently and clownishly reenacts historic cooking and the history of foods. Silly and fun. If you’ve ever found yourself captivated by Alton’s blend of fascinating food history lessons, cooking science, and theater then you’re in for a treat. Here, we’ve curated links to 161 full-episode Alton Brown scripts from “Good Eats.”
GOOD EATS FULL TRANSCRIPTS
SEASON 1
SEASON 2
- 1. It’s a Wonderful Cake
- 2. For Whom the Cheese Melts
- 3. Apple Family Values
- 4. Crustacean Nation
- 5. The Fungal Gourmet
- 6. Crust Never Sleeps
- 7. True Brew
- 8. A Grind Is a Terrible Thing to Waste
- 9. Fry Hard
- 10. Urban Preservation I: Jam Session
- 11. Pantry Raid II: Seeing Red
- 12. Citizen Cane
- 13. Pork Fiction: A Rib for All Seasons
SEASON 3
- 1. American Pickle
- 2. Mussel Bound
- 3. The Egg Files: Part 2 – Man with a Flan
- 4. What’s Up, Duck?
- 5. The Remains of the Bird
- 6. Three Chips for Sister Marsha
- 7. Flap Jack Do It Again
- 8. The Case for Butter
- 9. Flat Is Beautiful
- 10. Pantry Raid III: Cool Beans
- 11. Mission: Poachable
- 12. Tofuworld
- 13. Head Games
SEASON 4
- 1. Where There’s Smoke, There’s Fish
- 2. Pressure Cooking Broth
- 3. Fry Hard II: The Chicken
- 4. Crustacean Nation II: Claws
- 5. Ham I Am
- 6. Let Them Eat Foam
- 7. A Chuck for Chuck
- 8. Pantry Raid IV: Comb Alone
- 9. The Bulb of the Night
- 10. Mayo Clinic
- 11. Puff the Magic Pastry
- 12. True Brew II: Mr. Tea
- 13. Chile’s Angles
SEASON 5
- 1. Deep Space Slime
- 2. Oat Cuisine
- 3. Crepe Expectations
- 4. Celebrity Roast
- 5. Scrap Iron Chef: Bacon Challenge
- 6. Deep Purple: Berry from Another Planet
- 7. The Trouble with Cheesecake
- 8. Squid Pro Quo
- 9. Art of Darkness II: Cocoa
- 10. Squash Court
- 11. For Whom the Cheese Melts II
- 12. Send in the Clams
- 13. This Spud’s for You Too
SEASON 10
- 2. Just Barley
- 3. House of the Rising Bun
- 4. Cubing a Round
- 5. Water Works 1
- 6. Water Works 2
- 7. Behind the Eats
- 8. Peachy Keen
- 9. Okraphobia
- 10. Squid Pro Quo II
- 11. Pop Art
- 12. Major Pepper
- 13. Fry Turkey Fry
- 14. Pantry Raid VI: Lentils
- 15. Tortillas Again
- 16. Bowl O’Bayou
- 17. Fowl Territory
- 18. Fruit Ten from Outer Space
- 19. Pickled Pink
- 20. Espress Yourself
SEASON 11
- 1. Milk Made
- 6. Whithering Bites
- 7. Stew Romance
- 8. Dill-icious
- 9. Peanut Gallery
- 10. Bean Stalker
- 11. Kinda Blue (Blueberry)
- 12. Puff the Magic Mallow
- 13. American Slicer
- 14. The Wing and I
- 15. Apple of My Pie
- 16. If It Ain’t Broccoli Don’t Fix It
- 17. The Alton Crown Affair
- 18. Honey I Shrunk the Cake
- 19. Going Dutch
SEASON 12
- 1. Popover Sometime
- 2. Celeryman
- 3. Tuna Surprise
- 4. There Will Be Oil
- 5. Frozen Cache
- 7. Et Tu Mame
- 8. Flat Is Beautiful: Going Crackers
- 9. American Classics III: Creole in a Bowl
- 10. Switched on Baklava
- 11. Cran Opening
- 12. Rise of the Rhizome
- 13. A Cabbage Sprouts in Brussels
- 14. Orange Aid
- 15. Pantry Raid X: Dark Side of the Cane
SEASON 13
- 1. Crustacean Nation 4: Crawfish
- 2. Tamale Never Dies
- 3. American Classics 4
- 4. Tender Is the Pork
- 5. Undercover Veggies I
- 6. Feeling Punchy
- 7. 10th Anniversary Special
- 8. Another Man Food Show
- 9. Food Under the Influence
- 10. American Classics V: A Pound of Cake
- 11. The Once and Future Fish
- 12. Pantry Raid XII: Turning Japanese
- 13. The Proof Is in the Pudding
- 14. Twas the Night Before Good Eats
- 15. Live and Let Diet
- 16. Raising the Bar Again
- 17. The Ballad of Salty and Sweet
- 20. The Catfish Will Rise Again
- 21. Paella
SEASON 14
- 1. Porterhouse Rules
- 2. Grillus Domesticus
- 3. Age of Asparagus
- 4. Little Big Lunch: Eggs Benedict
- 5. Flat Is Beautiful V
- 6. Yes We Have No Banana Pudding
- 7. American Classics VIII: Tacos
- 8. Fry Hard III: Fry, Tempura, Fry!
- 9. Oat Cuisine II
- 10. All Hallows Eats
- 11. Squash Court II
- 12. American Classic IX: Pumpkin Pie
- 13. Egg Files VII: Meringue
- 14. Pantry Raid XIII: Destination Chickpea
- 15. Devil of a Cake
- 16. A Bird in the Pie Is Worth Two in the Bush
- 17. Use Your Noodle IV: Lasagna
- 18. Waiter, There’s a Fish in My Soup
- 19. The Proof Is in the Bread Pudding
- 20. Roll Call
- 21. The Caul of the Flower
